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‘@कोरोना’ स्त्रीलिंग है या पुर्लिंग? 

कविता लिखनी है!

@न राम काम आये न रहीम काम आये,न मेरे हुक्मरान काम आये।पैदल ही चल पड़ा हूँ लंबे सफर में यारों,शायद साँस रहते रहते मेरा मुक़ाम आये।

@मैं उन उन लोगों की लिस्ट बना रहा हूँ जो मेरी पोस्ट पर कमेंट्स या लाइक नही करते हैं, समय रहते सुधर जांय वरना!!!मैं कर ही क्या सकता हूँ 😂🙏

@चेला चहकता हुआ बोला लोग आजकल धरम करम की बहुत बातें कर रहे हैं,जय विजय की शोले जैसी नई फ़िल्म रिलीज़ हुई है क्या? मैं भी देखूँगा ।

@दादाजी-बच्चों को बुजुर्गों की बात मानो क्योंकि बच्चोंके दिमाग़ कच्चे होते हैं और बुजुर्गों के पके।पोता-तो उन्हें बुजुर्ग नहीं पके दिमाग़ वाला कहना चाहिए 😂

‘@निकाल लाये हैं एक परिंदे को पिंजरे से,अब इस परिंदे के दिल से पिंजरा निकालना है’(कोरोना से बच भी गये, डर तो रहेगा )

@केक, फूलमालायें और मां पहले भी थीं,

बस कमी थी तो मात्रिदिवस, फ़ेसबुक और ह्वाट्सअप की!

मां को अनमोल बना दिया!

@क्या ख़ूब कहा है !

यहाँ आदमी की क़ीमत नहीं, है लिवास की,

मुझे गिलास बड़ा दो शाकी, चाहे शराब कम हो।

@बीते ज़माने के धर्मवीर दानवीर दधीचि,हरिश्चंद्र रंतिदेव,शिवि के वंसज कहाँ हैं ?

@सोचा आज शुरू से शुरू करके अंत तक अंत करके ही दम लुंगा। हर पोस्ट पर लाइक और कमेंट दूँगा। तर्जनी पर छाला पड गया पर अंत नहीं आया! चलो कोई नी

@अम्फान ठहर गया।समुद्र में नंगे पाँव खड़ा पाँच साल का बच्चा बोला समुद्र तू हज़ार बार मेरे पाँव चूम ले, तुझे माफ़ नहीं करुंगा, तूने मुझसे मेरे माँ बाप छीने हैं!

@कइयों को बोलते सुना होगा पैसा क्या है? हाथ का मैल। या हर चीज़ पैसे से नहीं ख़रीदी जा सकती! पर खाना, कपड़ा और घर पैसे से ही तो मिलता है! जिनके पास नही है, उनसे पूछो! तरस रहे हैं!

@इतवार- सूर्य देव

सोमवार-शिव जी

मंगलवार-हनुमानजी

बुद्ध वार-गणेश जी

ब्रिहस्पत वार-विष्णु भगवान/गुरु देव

शुक्रवार-लक्ष्मी, दुर्गा, अन्नपूर्णा, संतोषी माँ 

शनिवार- शनिदेव 

@एक हैट, दो डिज़ाइनर सूट, तीन मैचिंग सर्ट और टाइ, चार फ़ैंसी जूते पाँच महीने पहले ख़रीदे थे। कोरोना के चलते सब आलमारी में पड़ें हैं।

@जीवन और जीविका अजीब सिलसिला है,एक के बिना दूसरा भला किस काम का है।कल रात सोया था इक ख़्वाब लेकर, तू है कि मेरी हस्ती मिटाने पे तुला है ।

@दादा जी-जब मैं तुम्हारी उम्र का था तो किसी की बकवास बर्दाश्त नहीं करता था। 

छ साल का पोता-मैं भी नहीं। पर दादाजी ये बकवास होता क्या है?

@कितने चेहरों में बंट गये हैं हम,

ख़ुद को खुद ही भूल गये हैं हम,

बडे दावे किये थे इन्सानियत के, 

मेरी, तेरी, उसकी में खो गये हैं हम।

@अंगूर सूखें तो महँगी किशमिश,

बुख़ारे सूखें महँगे आलूबुख़ारे!

आदमी सूखे तो ?

@कितना डाँटतीं माँ बचपन में-एक सीधी लाइन तक नहीं खींच सकता?वेंटिलेटर में धीमी साँस ले रहा हूँ,माँ कह रही है हे भगवान ईसीजी की लाइन टेढ़ी कर दे🙏

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Far away from the maddening crowd of cast and community conflicts lies a HOPE for Universal Brotherhood in yet another event of birthday celebration on a foreign soil where whites, blacks and brown Americans dance to the tune of Bollywood music with people from Bangladesh, Pakistan, India and some other nations. Music and food unite and cast, color and community divide the people.

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HOO HAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Jai Sriram ! Jai Sriram! Said the group just passed by. I know they are among the regular morning walkers and I have been seeing them for few years now but in the list of regular Hi and Hello wishers. This was not by any design but somehow it simply did not happen. It was therefore difficult for me to figure out why this sudden attempt at familiarity. OMG ! it’s 1st April. Are they playing any prank with me? Not really because they were exchanging pleasantries with each passerby. I was not the selected one. Then what could it be? Courtesy demanded that I respond happily and so did I. The question still remained unanswered.
Before I could put my fingers at something tangible, today I see them with party stoles hanging around their necks and a huge man covered with garlands walking in front of them with folded hands.
IT’S ELECTION TIME FOLKS!!!!!!! Enjoy the new ‘Kolaveri D’ for Election to the Municipal Corporation of Delhi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hari Lakhera @05-04-2012

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MOMENTS OF HAPPINESS
We all go through our moments of happiness. Some are short some are long but none are everlasting. Factually speaking the moments of happiness are never long. They are of very short duration may be a minute or less than a minute. Therefore as time goes by we are likely to forget some of or many of the happy moments. If I am asked to recall the happiest moment of my life and it’s duration I may fail to recollect precisely because there is no way we can keep an exact record of such a short period of happiness. The first morsel after a long fasting, first step of your child learning to walk, first outing after a prolonged sickness, first pay -cheque, first car, first house and so one there can be many moments of happiness.
It may not be a bad idea to keep a stop watch handy and record your moments of happiness. So come forward and recall your happy moment so far because I know and wish the happiest moment is yet to come.

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THERE ARE FOUR GREAT PERIODS IN THE LIFE OF A MAN; THE ONE WHERE HE BELIEVES IN SANTA CLAUS. THE ONE WHERE HE NO MORE BELIEVES IN SANTA CLAUS, THE ONE WHERE HE IS SANTA CLAUS AND FINALLY THE ONE WHERE HE LOOKS MORE AND MORE LIKE SANTA CLAUS.
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NO ONE IS BUSY IN THIS WORLD. IT IS ALL ABOUT PRIORITIES.
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LIFE IS DISCO. NO MATTER HOW AND WHEN THE MUSIC CHANGES, KEEP DANCING.
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As reported in USA TODAY 

India's towering statue is ironic, as Patel is humbly dressed:Loose - fitted clothing and open - toed sandals. His arms are relaxed at his side and his face shows a bland expression. 

Associated Press.

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If I take a bottle from Govt.outlet and my wife stops me from drinking, is it possible to send her to prison for “Obstructing the govt. work” 
FOOD FOR THOUGHT

The Elephant Story -1

 THE ELEPHANT STORY-1 

If you want to enjoy this please read up to the end.

The title of any story justifies itself at the end of the story. Sometimes it can have no relation with the subject or so the reader may say but the writer knows what prompted him/her to name it as such. It is quite possible after a lapse of considerable time, the writer may also not recount the reason but that is just natural of human intellectual limitations.

But then here it will be perfectly in order if, friends, you want to know the reason why I have titled this story this way. We all know that big writers and novelists give a synopsis of their work in a few lines which may or may not reveal the actual subject but will certainly induce the reader to buy the book.  You can trust me on this because I have been a victim of such entrapment many a time when I bought some books just because their title was promised some revelations or the synopsis promised wonderland.

So, you want to know why 'The Elephant Story' and why not something else? As I said the reader read the customer, is the king and his wish must be fulfilled. The fact is there is nothing in a name though the opposite – there is everything in a name -is equally true. If you have any doubts, ask any teenage girl, who could persuade her Dad to take the family out to watch 'Gay aur Gauri" and 'Hathi mere Sathi' because the names suggested that the movies would be harmless for her growing darling daughter.  He was fully convinced that both the movies were about animals and why we should love and protect them. 

If you are still not convinced, let me give me some more examples of what is in a name. I will start with myself. I have no virtues for the name I carry (Hari-the God Almighty) and have all the vices of his staunch adversary, Satan. There are many such examples like,  Lakshmi who begs on the roadside or Sita who runs a travel agency or Nayana who is blind. 

I have digressed from the subject. Blame it on the Blue Label, brought by my daughter, which is making me off balance. Blue, Black, or Red or even country yellow or white they are all the same after two on the rocks. Coming back on the subject, let me confess that I will speak the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. This article was conceived when I was in a sober mood. I hope this will not be termed as plagiarizing. Talking of conceiving I am reminded of a joke. There was this speaker who somehow could not find words to complete the sentence and was stuck at 'I conceive……I conceive…….I conceive……………….' and a woman got up from the audience and shouted at him saying 'Mr. we women conceive once and produce a child and you have already conceived thrice and produced nothing. You can just imagine the audience's applause and speaker's embarrassment.  

Act of God

The Finance Minister, Ms. Nirmala Sitharaman says, the current bad economic situation is an "Act of God'. She should know, as she is the FM of the country and therefore in the know of all that is worth knowing and I will not dispute her assessment. She is not alone. The world, on the whole, is facing an economic crisis because of the pandemic Covid-19. 

Governments survive on taxes and taxes come from the earnings of citizens and businesses run by these citizens. 

The question is -is Corona an act of God? Initially, it was blamed on China. It was even said that the virus was engineered by China to spread it in the whole world, destroy the economies of other countries, particularly of the USA and eventually become a superpower. The few deaths in the country were collateral damage, a small price to pay for a larger gain. So, it was not an act of God.

Then, in India in particular, yajnas were performed to kill the virus but it did not work and therefore, has nothing to do with God. 

Lockdowns were declared. Thalis and drums were beaten, candles were lit, dances were staged to please the God but it also did not work because it was not an act of God.

Millions of people were affected by the virus but all of them did not die. A majority survived because of medical support. It was not an act of God. 

The medical fraternity is engaged in finding a sure treatment for the disease and invent a vaccine to fight it. Baba Ramdev claims to have found the Ayurvedic treatment for the disease. You cannot fight an act of God by medicines or vaccines. So, it is not an act of God. 

So, what is it?