Thursday, March 15, 2012

THE RECIPE FOR PERFECT GRANDPARENTS


Ingredients:
One box needed of crazy birthday cards you give to me.
Three cups of daal and roti you make for me.
Two trips to the store to get me my nail polish.
Four different pairs of earrings you lake for me.
Nine games of card tricks you taught me.
Twenty minutes of time we spent on walks.
One package of all purpose love.
Directions:
Preheat oven at 350 degree Fahrenheit.
Mix all purpose love with three cups of daal and roti.
Take crazy birthday cards and mix thoroughly with nail
polish from the store.
Pat twenty minutes of walks with nine games of card tricks
and mix all separate mixtures together.
Put on two separate trays and put in the toy room.
Bake for fifteen to twenty minutes.
Wait for it to cool and serve into seven little bite size
pieces.
Now you’ve finished making the perfect grandparents.
Love,
Ruhi.

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